“J’aime pas les riches” -François Hollande
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Here at cityscruff we treat everything shitty in the city so here’s a comic strip featuring some foul characters from a city near you.
Presenting…
Mental Spencer And His Magic Hole!
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A typical Sunday morning in La Rochelle…
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They’ve got it easy though haven’t they, look here, sleeping like a baby this one, till 2pm too!
Jeesus, life’s not fair.
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I was dreaming of a white Christmas here in La Rochelle but I woke up to this instead…
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Is pariscruff dead? I hear my hundreds of thousands of avid fans and readers cry.
The answer is no.
Paris is as fucked up as ever. Just check out the picture below if you don’t believe me!
***Update***
Pariscruff is indeed deaded! Hurray I hear you cheer!
Well, not quite, just a slight change of name (PARISCRUFF to CITYSCRUFF) which means content from all sorts of shitty cities throughout the universe.
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You won’t be getting your daily dose of fruit ‘n’ veg from this dozy store owner!
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Leave a comment | tags: bum, dancing tramp, happy tramp, homeless, lame, misery, paris, paris scruff, pariscruff, parisian, parisscruff, People, public, sans domicile fixe, SDF, street, tramp factor, x factor | posted in Paris
The future of skin bleaching looks pale (if you’ll pardon the pun) since Wacko Jackos’ passing on.
– Well not according to this parisian entrepreneur
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Found them yet?
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The stuff is fucking everywhere!!
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Pauvre teddy 😦
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Stick it…
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Nice!
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The metro is a proper shithole.
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A hard to find fast food restaurant chain in Paris – Mc Donald’s
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Aaaah! Quel beau Spectacle!!
En avant la musique…
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A-well-a, everybody’s heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow etc…
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Trader – it’s a hard life!
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Word!