Parisians can enjoy a good curry too y’know!
Un poème pour vous:
This mofo got style!
This mofo got the look!
This mofo got sex appeal!
This mofo got it goin’ on!
This mofo knows the score!
This mofo gotta go poop for sure!
Following on from our last episode we now take public defecation to an all new level and as again demonstrated below, public facilities in Paris are in dire need of repair and renovation.
This was previously a prime spot to let your fluids flow, locals are said to have come here
for generations to release their demons in peace and harmony.
Now the intoxicated stench of sun steamed urine seeps from its base, ungrateful youths desecrate the decor with their insolent graffiti whilst crusty troll like tramps spray the contents of their infected bowels up the walls.
Walking can be one of the best ways to discover Paris. As you stroll through the streets you’re bound to bump into some friendly locals, chat with happy shop keepers or bond with groups of kind-hearted youths.
You’ll come across quaint little boutiques, award-winning chocolatiers, Michelin featured eateries and numerous thirst quenching cafés!
Just be sure to use the toilet before you carry on your adventure through the city as to not end up faced with one of these stunning public shitteries and no other options.