Tag Archives: lame

Tramp Factor


Have you got it?!


Egg Hunting Pariscruff Style


Found them yet?

Eggs


Shitting Hell


The stuff is fucking everywhere!!

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Teddy Tears


Pauvre teddy 😦

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Metro = CaCa


The metro is a proper shithole.

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Street Entertainment


Aaaah! Quel beau Spectacle!!
En avant la musique…

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E.T. Phone Home


Literally!

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Holy Metro


Jeebus :  ‘If you want to be perfect,  go, travel the metro and give to the poor, you will have treasure in Galleries Lafayette. Then come,  follow me to Fauchon.’
-Matthew 19:219

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Walk This Way


‘The steets of Paris contain the finest collection of dog shits I ever saw.’

-Humphry Davy

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Spik Engrish?


Mc Donald’s international super food store in Paris has issues with their Engrish!

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Uncivil Service


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It has to be said, French civil servants (fonctionnaires) are rude, unhelpful lazy cunts always complaining and constantly striking.

I would advise anyone who appreciates life to use extreme caution when approaching these fonctionnaire people, they are known to display unusually violent tendencies towards us civilians.

I can unveil for you today these exclusive shots showing the aftermath of their latest attack.

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Everybody Poops!


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Un poème pour vous:

This mofo got style!

This mofo got the look!

This mofo got sex appeal!

This mofo got it goin’ on!

This mofo knows the score!

This mofo gotta go poop for sure!

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Shitty City


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If you live close to a park in Paris or are lucky enough to have a spot of greenery nearby then you’re most probably used to dodging dog shit on a daily basis. Adventuring further away from these areas you start to feel confident, can hold your head up high and walk in a straight line without the worry of slipping up in doggy diarrhea.

Watch out though. This does not apply to areas such as the 6th, 7th and 16th known to be  densely populated by little old ladies and their priceless toy poodles.
You’ll find defecated ass goblins scattered far and wide, in every place and in every direction,  so beware and keep your eyes on your toes!!

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Haute Garbage


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In the 16th arrondissement of Paris you will find 3 varieties of trash:

-the inhabitants
-the talk (which comes out of the latter)
-the garbage

One of which you can see an example of below…

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Uncivilized Creatures


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I made my reasons for hating the Velib’ quite clear in a previous article, I believe I was harsh but fair and expressed my views in a decent and civilised manner as any self-respecting Parisian would.

As you will see from the images displayed below some creatures of this earth have other methods for displaying their disapproval but I can’t help thinking: What the fuck did the Velib’ ever do to pigeons to deserve this?!!

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Velib’ Love & Shit


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In case you don’t know what the hell a Velib’ is click here.
The velib’ is awesome, you can use it as much as you like for just 29€ per year, 1€ for an hour and 30 minutes for absolutely nothing!
You avoid the cramped public transportation, you save the planet by not using your car not to mention avoiding the traffic jams.
You no longer have to worry about having your bike stolen, you burn calories and to top it all off you get to see more of this lovely city!
Just kidding.
The Velib’ is a fucking nightmare!!