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En avant la musique…
‘The steets of Paris contain the finest collection of dog shits I ever saw.’
Mc Donald’s international super food store in Paris has issues with their Engrish!
It has to be said, French civil servants (fonctionnaires) are rude, unhelpful lazy cunts always complaining and constantly striking.
I would advise anyone who appreciates life to use extreme caution when approaching these fonctionnaire people, they are known to display unusually violent tendencies towards us civilians.
I can unveil for you today these exclusive shots showing the aftermath of their latest attack.
Un poème pour vous:
This mofo got style!
This mofo got the look!
This mofo got sex appeal!
This mofo got it goin’ on!
This mofo knows the score!
This mofo gotta go poop for sure!
If you live close to a park in Paris or are lucky enough to have a spot of greenery nearby then you’re most probably used to dodging dog shit on a daily basis. Adventuring further away from these areas you start to feel confident, can hold your head up high and walk in a straight line without the worry of slipping up in doggy diarrhea.
Watch out though. This does not apply to areas such as the 6th, 7th and 16th known to be densely populated by little old ladies and their priceless toy poodles.
You’ll find defecated ass goblins scattered far and wide, in every place and in every direction, so beware and keep your eyes on your toes!!
In the 16th arrondissement of Paris you will find 3 varieties of trash:
-the talk (which comes out of the latter)
One of which you can see an example of below…
I made my reasons for hating the Velib’ quite clear in a previous article, I believe I was harsh but fair and expressed my views in a decent and civilised manner as any self-respecting Parisian would.
As you will see from the images displayed below some creatures of this earth have other methods for displaying their disapproval but I can’t help thinking: What the fuck did the Velib’ ever do to pigeons to deserve this?!!