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Pariscruff iz Deaded?


Is pariscruff dead? I hear my hundreds of thousands of avid fans and readers cry.

The answer is no.

Paris is as fucked up as ever. Just check out the picture below if you don’t believe me!

***Update***
Pariscruff is indeed deaded! Hurray I hear you cheer!
Well, not quite, just a slight change of name  (PARISCRUFF to CITYSCRUFF) which means content from all sorts of shitty cities throughout the universe.

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Bananas


You won’t be getting your daily dose of fruit ‘n’ veg from this dozy store owner!

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Tramp Factor


Have you got it?!


White Trash


The future of skin bleaching looks pale (if you’ll pardon the pun) since Wacko Jackos’ passing on.

– Well not according to this parisian entrepreneur

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Egg Hunting Pariscruff Style


Found them yet?

Eggs


Shitting Hell


The stuff is fucking everywhere!!

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Teddy Tears


Pauvre teddy 😦

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Up Yours!


Stick it…


Tuna & Mayo


Nice!



Metro = CaCa


The metro is a proper shithole.

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Le Big Mac


A hard to find fast food restaurant chain in Paris – Mc Donald’s

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Street Entertainment


Aaaah! Quel beau Spectacle!!
En avant la musique…

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Birds World


A-well-a, everybody’s heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow etc…

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Banqueroute


Trader – it’s a hard life!

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E.T. Phone Home


Literally!

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Rubbish Parking


Paris by Night – A unique experience  not to be missed.

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Holy Metro


Jeebus :  ‘If you want to be perfect,  go, travel the metro and give to the poor, you will have treasure in Galleries Lafayette. Then come,  follow me to Fauchon.’
-Matthew 19:219

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Vindaloo


Parisians can enjoy a good curry too y’know!

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Walk This Way


‘The steets of Paris contain the finest collection of dog shits I ever saw.’

-Humphry Davy

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Spik Engrish?


Mc Donald’s international super food store in Paris has issues with their Engrish!

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