Author Archives: cityscruff

About cityscruff

Ripping your city apart shit by shit

Pretty In Pink!


“J’aime pas les riches” -François Hollande


Mental Spencer


Here at cityscruff we treat everything shitty in the city so here’s a comic strip featuring some foul characters from a city near you.

Presenting…

Mental Spencer And His Magic Hole!


The Morning After


A typical Sunday morning in La Rochelle…


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Sweet Dreams


They’ve got it easy though haven’t they, look here, sleeping like a baby this one, till 2pm too!
Jeesus, life’s not fair.

 

 

 


I’m Dreaming of a Shite Christmas


I was dreaming of a white Christmas here in La Rochelle but I woke up to this instead…

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Pariscruff iz Deaded?


Is pariscruff dead? I hear my hundreds of thousands of avid fans and readers cry.

The answer is no.

Paris is as fucked up as ever. Just check out the picture below if you don’t believe me!

***Update***
Pariscruff is indeed deaded! Hurray I hear you cheer!
Well, not quite, just a slight change of name  (PARISCRUFF to CITYSCRUFF) which means content from all sorts of shitty cities throughout the universe.

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Bananas


You won’t be getting your daily dose of fruit ‘n’ veg from this dozy store owner!

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Tramp Factor


Have you got it?!


White Trash


The future of skin bleaching looks pale (if you’ll pardon the pun) since Wacko Jackos’ passing on.

– Well not according to this parisian entrepreneur

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Egg Hunting Pariscruff Style


Found them yet?

Eggs


Shitting Hell


The stuff is fucking everywhere!!

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Teddy Tears


Pauvre teddy 😦

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Up Yours!


Stick it…


Tuna & Mayo


Nice!



Metro = CaCa


The metro is a proper shithole.

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Le Big Mac


A hard to find fast food restaurant chain in Paris – Mc Donald’s

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Street Entertainment


Aaaah! Quel beau Spectacle!!
En avant la musique…

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Birds World


A-well-a, everybody’s heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow etc…

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Banqueroute


Trader – it’s a hard life!

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