Tag Archives: Transport

Metro = CaCa


The metro is a proper shithole.

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Holy Metro


Jeebus :  ‘If you want to be perfect,  go, travel the metro and give to the poor, you will have treasure in Galleries Lafayette. Then come,  follow me to Fauchon.’
-Matthew 19:219

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Uncivilized Creatures


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I made my reasons for hating the Velib’ quite clear in a previous article, I believe I was harsh but fair and expressed my views in a decent and civilised manner as any self-respecting Parisian would.

As you will see from the images displayed below some creatures of this earth have other methods for displaying their disapproval but I can’t help thinking: What the fuck did the Velib’ ever do to pigeons to deserve this?!!

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Velib’ Love & Shit


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In case you don’t know what the hell a Velib’ is click here.
The velib’ is awesome, you can use it as much as you like for just 29€ per year, 1€ for an hour and 30 minutes for absolutely nothing!
You avoid the cramped public transportation, you save the planet by not using your car not to mention avoiding the traffic jams.
You no longer have to worry about having your bike stolen, you burn calories and to top it all off you get to see more of this lovely city!
Just kidding.
The Velib’ is a fucking nightmare!!