Trader – it’s a hard life!
‘The steets of Paris contain the finest collection of dog shits I ever saw.’
Paris isn’t particularly well known for it amazing sports facilities, nor are Parisians famous for their sporting talents.
You’ll find a local gym to keep your muscles toned and a public swimming pool to catch something in but there is one sport which could take Paris to the top.
That’s right! Skiing is the one activity that many Parisians practice on a daily basis thanks to all the dog shit spread throughout the city.
Paris is full of shit, lots and lots of shit.
It’s fucking everywhere, on every pavement, on every street, everywhere you look or turn there is dog shit to be seen, smelt and stepped in.
I don’t think the whole concept of picking it up has caught on over here yet.