If you live close to a park in Paris or are lucky enough to have a spot of greenery nearby then you’re most probably used to dodging dog shit on a daily basis. Adventuring further away from these areas you start to feel confident, can hold your head up high and walk in a straight line without the worry of slipping up in doggy diarrhea.
Watch out though. This does not apply to areas such as the 6th, 7th and 16th known to be densely populated by little old ladies and their priceless toy poodles.
You’ll find defecated ass goblins scattered far and wide, in every place and in every direction, so beware and keep your eyes on your toes!!